I've Seen Fire And I've Seen Rain. I See The Race Delayed.......Again.

OneHotLap loves racing in the rain:

And we have never caused a fiery explosion by slamming into a jet drier under caution.

What we are trying to say is this:

If bottom right is how you feel...

... then staying home would be a better deal:

Just saying, you know...

Maybe get a chopper to lift it off and dump it in the lake?

And hey, how many NASCAR drivers does it take to ignite a jet fuel fire???? Answer: Just Juan!

What are the odds of hitting the jet dryer???? Answer: Juan in a million. 

The Daytona 500 has now been renamed the Fireball 500.

How many Nascar drivers does it take to red flag a race? Answer: Juan.

Somebody call Nine Juan Juan...

And last, I'm voting for a foot race to finish this damn thing!