OneHotLap loves racing in the rain:
And we have never caused a fiery explosion by slamming into a jet drier under caution.
What we are trying to say is this:
If bottom right is how you feel...
... then staying home would be a better deal:
Just saying, you know...
Maybe get a chopper to lift it off and dump it in the lake?
And hey, how many NASCAR drivers does it take to ignite a jet fuel fire???? Answer: Just Juan!
What are the odds of hitting the jet dryer???? Answer: Juan in a million.
The Daytona 500 has now been renamed the Fireball 500.
How many Nascar drivers does it take to red flag a race? Answer: Juan.
Somebody call Nine Juan Juan...
And last, I'm voting for a foot race to finish this damn thing!