If I need to spend the rest of my life looking like a furry red muppet monster, that's perfectly fine. Just as long as it gets me into the driver seat of a 911 GT3.
Hat Tip to Charles S.
You can even tickle me if you want, just as long as you don't do it in the middle of a fast sweeper. And no, it doesn't matter if I have a goldfish called Dorothy as my best friend. Just one thing: I'd really like to be older than 3 years. Please.