Monday, April 16, 2012

One More Practical Reason to Own a Porsche 911 GT3 RS!


The 911 GT3 RS doubles up as an autocross van.
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Maybe this setup is designed to add more traction over the drive wheels?
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Maybe it's a new aerodynamic aid like a reverse cone diffuser?
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A new design that combines better weight distribution AND aerodynamics?

"It is I who pissed all this wing design excellence!"

Pictures by Brian Harrington

19 comments:

  1. Hahaha.. That's an epic picture!!

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  2. You missed how he removed said conage. He drove 1/4 mile down the runway, got to the "disembarking zone" and blipped the throttle.

    Steven "Scruffy" is one of our autocross course designers extraordinaire... on so many levels.

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  3. Rumor has it that Scruffy irons his trousers, filets striped bass, serves sashimi, and allows his French bread to rise on that thing as well..

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  4. Larry, all of the above is true except for ironing the trousers. I think I'd pay to see Scruffy do that...

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  5. Some say, one of his kidneys has "GT3 RS" incised onto it. For all we know, he's Scruffy!

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  6. I didn't mention that he breeds award winning show Tirolean guinea pigs on that spoiler as well. No waxing required.

    Oh wait, now I did.

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  7. Hope he irons his pants before the Tirolean guinea pigs breeding starts, not the other way round...

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  8. Why would you assume he's wearing trousers during the breeding session?

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  9. Yeah, the male of the species prefer a good Brazilian, or so I hear.

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  10. You did say something about waxing... maybe Brazilian wax is how he gets that extra tenth at the autocross...

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  11. LMAO

    Porsche Multi Use Wing, or PMUW. No way I would put those filthy cones in my car. Once cleaned tunafish salad from the PMUW after using it as a lunch table. Whatever it takes to get the job done. Fearless Leaders demand that the course be done on time or I will be put on corner 17 in the Oxbow forest without a radio.
    Scruffy

    Scruffy

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  12. Yes, the punishment for a late course design is corner 17 of the Oxbow forest without a radio, water or food for two shifts back to back! That's why it takes a 911 GT3 RS to deliver the cones fast enough to each section of the 1.5 mile course!

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  13. Dutch people have great sense of humor. Here are some suggestions on how to use the GT3's wing from Autoblog Netherlands:

    - Use as a picnic table
    - Change diapers
    - Snails Racing

    Looks like they are also saying if you can't figure out what to do with a wing that big, maybe you should ask your significant other. Carbon fiber is supposed to be strong enough for two :o)

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  14. This is a spy photo of a new Porsche vehicle taken at a secret military base. It could be their new tractor/combine with replaceable tines mounted on a tilting base for the harvesting of grain...maybe

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  15. Misplaced your cones? put more water in the rum punch, or stop sniffing the sausage

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  16. Hey Crouchie!!! Made gallons of Cap'n Scruffy's rum punch over the holidays, and finished the last of that stinky sausage just last week.
    Scruffy

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  17. I single-handedly destroyed half a gallon of Cap'n Scruffy's rum punch over the holidays - it was absolutely DELICIOUS!! I'd run a moonshine operation to get that stuff! And what was that secret ingredient that you so carefully peeled in, Scruffy? I tried to imitate that rum punch on my own and it just didn't taste the same.

    And wait, what? You never said no nothing about a stinkin' sausage you've had sitting around for half a year. Calling the TSA right now, buddy!

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