Sunday, June 17, 2012

Happy Father's Day!

Happy Father's Day, Dads!


Here are some funny quotes from the 1997 Father's Day movie to help you celebrate the occasion:

[In Dale's car driving slowly over the Golden Gate Bridge
Jack Lawrence: Dale, I feel like I'm in a white Bronco. 
Dale Putley: Sorry, I just get anxious driving over bridges. 
Jack Lawrence: That's because you're going 20 miles per hour. 
Dale Putley: I'm going 35 miles per hour, Jack! 
Jack Lawrence: Yeah, I can feel the G-force. 

Jack Lawrence: How long have you been driving? 
Dale Putley: About 30 years now. 
Jack Lawrence: Oh? Listen these things take time. Brake! Brake! 
[the front tires run right over the parking block
Jack Lawrence: Perfect. 

Dale Putley: Jack, look at this. 
Jack Lawrence: It's money. I remember it from when I was single. 

Dale Putley: How did you get her husband to talk? 
Jack Lawrence: I head-butted him. 
Dale Putley: How Joe Pesci of you. What are gonna do with her, run her tits through the Visa machine?

Dale Putley: Do you know who I am? I am the cowboy with the Village People, Bob, if I don't get back there, it's just gonna be "Y-M-_-A!"

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