Hat Tip to Jessica S.
"That car is so cute I want to throw it over my shoulder and burp it."
After hearing this from a stranger in a parking lot, Jessica decided enough is enough and put this mean sticker on her car.
So get this right, people: The Mini is not cute. It's MEAN!
A well set up Mini will beat a ton of cars with more HP at the autocross and tear apart tracks. It will still get 35 MPG on the street and haul a ton of stuff. This is where the RPMs and MPGs really get along.
Minis are Chuck Norris mean!!! It's the quiet before the kick-ass!