Tuesday, August 28, 2012

The "New LoJack" (Or How to Prevent Vehicle Theft)

The "new LoJack" is free.
It even saves money on gas.
It lasts longer.
It gives you better can control.
And most importantly --

Your stolen vehicle would be very easy to locate!!
You'd be able to find it right where you left it.
All you have to do is remember where you parked it.
The only drawback is you may not be able to find any new cars 
with the "LoJack" installed as a standard option any more...
which ironically is why it works so well...

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