The benefits are tremendous:
1. You can drive in the HOV Lane!
2. No self-respecting cop would ever pull you over for a violation!
3. If you need to make room between cars when switching lanes on the highway, you just wave Wario through the window.
4. You'd have a great instructor at the track. Guaranteed to get you a quick point-by. (And get the banana peels ready in case you need to force a point-by.
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