"I've therefore decided that I'm going to drive this car like a complete idiot."
Yes, Chris, you are a year late for reviewing the Ferrari 458 Spider and that's OK -- we'd rather wait for a year to see your review than anybody else's!
And I have a challenge for you: if someone is gracious enough to drop off a 458 Spider in my driveway and forget the keys in it, I promise to get it around the entire track totally sideways. I'll just have to trade the cool-looking hat with a real helmet.
Deal? Any 458 Spider owners reading this? Pleeeease?