Hat Tip to Axis of Oversteer
Here's a short list of questions that reporters may want to avoid asking Kimi Raikkonen:
- How do you find your way back to the track after you get lost on it?
- What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
- Are you disappointed that the only time you won last year, there was no champagne?
- What's your favorite gorilla costume?
- Do you feel bad for missing Pele's presentation because you were taking a shit?
- What do you tell your engineer after he reminds you of the gap to Alonso?
- What's the longest you've ever sat through an interview without a single expression on your face?
- How much vodka did you really drink before you signed the last F1 contract?
- Is it true that "Deploy Angry Bird" is your favorite button on your new steering wheel?
- Is your hunger for a second title this year the same as you your hunger was for a first?
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