Thursday, April 11, 2013

Google, Please Stop This...

Top Google search items for OneHotLap today:

OK Google, we need to straighten this out --
  1. WTF? Unless we're talking about drivers who are shit scared of lapping a track?
  2. Sorry, this is the only f#cking salad bowl we have.
  3. We don't have any real shitbox rally cars around here. Well, except for these very entertaining French Canadian shitboxes...
Thank you in advance for sending the lap pussies somewhere else, the people looking for salad bowls to Bed Bath & Beyond, and those looking for shitbox rally cars to Quebec!