Saturday, April 6, 2013

How to Build a Sports Car for Short Money

  1. Start with the biggest POS you can find.
  2. Lower the hell out of it.
  3. If it still doesn't look cool, just chop the top off.
  4. Bonus points are earned for relocating the exhuast right in front of the driver so you can be high on fumes the entitre time the car is running.
  5. Very important: rest your elbow on the car door. Chicks dig it.
(Hat Tip to Patrick M.)