OneHotLap Quiz: What's Wrong with This Picture?

OneHotLap fan Jamey F. asked "What's Wrong with This Picture?" and offered some suggestions:

1. I can drift better without so much grip.
2. Mechanic? Ain't nobody got time fo dat!
3. Install your own wing they said, it'll be easy they said!
4. Sorry, the instructions were in Japanese.
5. Phase one of my flying machine!

Can you help him sort this wing situation out with some more ideas?