Tuesday, July 22, 2014

A Mustang Chump Driver Gets High on Air Freshener



This is footage of my Chump teammate Chris C. getting punted in the Uphill turn at Lime Rock during the July 21, 2014 race. Since the black Mustang was far behind our car entering the Uphill, we can only assume that its driver must have been high on fumes coming out of our 2002 Buick's air freshener.


Sorry about that, Chump! Chris is still licking his wound from hitting the huge metal bolsters in the race seat:

For our next race, we will offer a choice of Febreze air fresheners - water melon, peach, lilac, green tea, midnight blue, or a gallon of highly concentrated skunk stink releasable with a push of a button. If the Mustang driver is reading this, please let us know if you have a strong preference for the scent and we'll work with you to make sure we pick a scent that helps improve your driving skills.


2 comments:

  1. I knew I smelled something sweet. I thought it was coolant. Or maybe it was mulch...

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